Welcome to Gothburger, can i take your New Order?

trixietreats:

lebanesepoppyseed:

broody:

I present, for your perusal, what happens when you and your friends take a joke too far: The imaginary menu for an imaginary theme restaurant, Gothburger:

Love Will Tear Us Aperitif:

  • I Don’t Wanna Fall In Loaf
  • Terrible Rye
  • Bela Legosi’s Bread
  • Alien Sex Fries
  • Skinny Hush Puppies

Siouxsie Soups: (Available in our delicious Bread Like A Bowl)

  • Juju Jambalaya
  • Red-Eyed, Screaming Ghoulash
  • The Passion of Lentils
  • Bisque Them For Me
  • The Killing Spoon

Cradle of Fish: (Every Fillet is Exactly The Same)

  • Trout Reznor
  • Codhead
  • Terror Couple Carpaccio
  • Sushi Sioux

Dark Entrées: (I Don’t Want To Fall In Lunch)

  • Fried Eggs I’m In Love
  • The Ham that Feeds
  • March of the Pigs in a Blanket
  • Enjoy the Salami
  • Sex Gang Chicken
  • Dig, Lasagna, Dig
  • The Downward Spätzle
  • She’s in Pastas
  • Fields of Mezzelune

Under the Bun: (Our burgers are cooked to order, from drenched-in-blood, to black-as-my-soul)

  • Dimu Burger
  • BLT Nation
  • In the Flatbread Field
  • Shawarma Sometimes
  • Blasphemous Reuben
  • Lacuna Broil

Soy Division: (When You Don’t See Meat)

  • The Mushroom UK
  • The Hanging Garden Salad
  • Eggrolls & The Bunnymen
  • The Falafel Party
  • Nine Inch Gnocci

Pretty Cake Machine: (Dessert Kisses)

  • Tiramisù des Vampires
  • Pie, Little Sister
  • Razed in Black Forest Cake
  • Black Stone Tart
  • Dead Cannoli Dance

Lucretia, My Refreshments:

  • Cabernet Voltaire
  • In Fear of Beer
  • Black (and Tan) Planet
  • Nine White Wine
  • My Bloody Mary

OMFG KILL ME. This is hilarioussssssssssssss

Are there Sappymeals available for the children?

This is AMAZING!!  =D ♥ ♥ ♥


+ 4.26.10
♥ 100 notes

Reblogged from trixietreats, Originally posted by broody

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    I’ve been going through Quality Post and I think this might be my favorite thing
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  10. louisefairweather reblogged this from undeadaffairs and added:
    YES. YES. YES. ♥
  11. apiphile reblogged this from neon-loneliness and added:
    This is so amazing that it has actually made me slightly angry.
  12. neon-loneliness reblogged this from undeadaffairs and added:
    this is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
  13. lasaventurasde reblogged this from undeadaffairs and added:
    jaaaaaaaajajajaja! la pizza que mencioné hace un par de minutos? casi la escupo de la risa con esto!
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  15. fairphantom reblogged this from trixietreats and added:
    lebanesepoppyseed:broody:...my week is made.
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  17. omgmattsmith reblogged this from clownetowne and added:
    I think I lol’d the most at Soy Division, but this entire menu is just brb lolling forever.
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